In which the princess blows a gasket

Feb 09, 2008 13:24

Attention Taledom!!! It appears someone is spreading false rumours about me. MURDOCK. Though my tale may have been married to him, I have never dated, married, divorced, nor even kissed Murdock Varletti. NOR WILL I. I know you are behind this, Varletti, and it's not going to happen so quit telling people a.) I'm your ex-wife; b.) I'm involved ( Read more... )

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gerding February 9 2008, 19:34:19 UTC


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reallyaprincess February 9 2008, 19:38:05 UTC
YES PLEASE!!!!!

KILL HIM GOOD!!!!!

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gerding February 9 2008, 19:58:29 UTC

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reallyaprincess February 9 2008, 20:06:59 UTC
I APPROVE OF THIS! I think plans must be made for retribution....

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thatrapscallion February 10 2008, 00:21:12 UTC
You having been my wife is not a rumour. It is fact, no matter how much you try to deny it.

Fine, you know what? I'll take my chances with the mafia. But there better be some real tears at my funeral after they find me at the bottom of the Hudson with a cement bucket on my feet.

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reallyaprincess February 10 2008, 00:23:12 UTC
NOT IN THIS LIFE, BUDDY.

You don't have a choice. I changed the locks.

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thatrapscallion February 10 2008, 00:36:12 UTC
I never said anything about lives, okay? There was no lie, you're just being overly defensive!

FINE.

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