I missed something about football apparently. There's a parade today and boy did that cause issues. Seriously people, it's Fashion Week. I don't need traffic delays. Some designers don't show in the tents and you know how traffic is here! So with fashion week half over or so, I thought I'd give you my interpretations of what I've seen so far ( Read more... )

ATTENTION ALL TALES! PLEASE TAKE A PAUSE FROM YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DAY TO ENJOY SHEER CUTENESS AT ITS BEST ( Read more... )

EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!

QUESTION: When dating a non-tale, do you ever feel there's a point to try to explain that you're different?

Also, did you know jell-o was first patented made from the bones of GEESE? How gross is that? I think it should probably be banned. There's a jell-o museum somewhere in upstate NY. Let's

So the weather in Paris is a good twenty degrees warmer than New York, I'd say. I can't be sure, as Celsius always throws me off. But either way, it's pleasant. You know what isn't pleasant? My hotel. It's like living in a sardine can and, I swear, they just put a feather bed on top of a plank and expect you to believe this is a five star ( Read more... )

Hello from Paris! It was straight from the menswear shows in Milan to Paris for me and I'm afraid I'm forced to stay here until the haute couture shows have finished. That's the 24th, for those of you who don't keep up with fashion ( Read more... )