Because I'm bored as hell and some guy was all "grr grr no more memes in Sages grr", I'm putting this here, even though only two people will probably see it.

If you woke up in bed next to me, what would be your first thought?

That's all for now.

In the afterlife ( Read more... )

I have no friends on LJ. How telling.

Also, how telling that I only do this when I'm bored at Happy Time.

If Dolores doesn't stop talking about Murray's incontinence problems, I think I may choke myself.

Not that that would do any damage, but it might at least get me out of the conversation.

I hate my nickname ( Read more... )

Sorry. Afterlife. Whatever.

Doesn't change the fact that Mason needs find something to do, other than trying to get high and calling me at work.

So I lost a bet, and here I am. Rube says journals can be a good way to "let off steam". I happen to think he's full of shit, but this seems like a good way to waste time at work without alerting Dolores to the fact that I'm basically useless, so I might as well do it.

I really have no idea what to say.

Um... oh.

Mason?

Get a life.