Ooh, man, maybe I shouldn'ta ate that las' ice cream sandwich...

AUUGH I FEEL LIKE BARFIN'.

[See Beat. See Beat sitting in front of a checkers board and some checkers pieces. He's cautiously shifting them around to various squares, but he clearly has no idea what he's doing ( Read more... )

BWAAAAAAA- Yo, man, where'd that big-ass mountain come from?! HEY- HEY! Y'can't jus' do that kinda thing, yo! Tha's like-

I dunno what i's like, but it ain't normal!

Is it even real, yo? I's gotta be fake- yo, tha's a mountain!

That rose's red, uh-
Curry's brown- wait.
I got Phones and Fro's back,
and I ain't never so happy t'see Rhyme again, man.

[A pause so long you think he's shut off the device by now]

WAIT- NONE A'YA HEARD THAT, AIIGHT?! NOBODY. NUH UH.

RHYME!

[Rustling as he shoots out of his seat somewhere in the apartment, looking around and around and maybe sobbing a little because, damn, did he really have doze off like that?]

This ain't- this ain't right! Who said y'could mess wit'me 'bout that kinda thing, huh? Huh?

[He's probably gonna walk around until he finds her, now, and makes sure ( Read more... )

yo wussup wit all dese ppl huh

cant get newere w/o sum1 shoutin @ me

rhyme u aiight??? no1s messin wit u?

cant even sk8board around dam

so

can i get curry for delivery??

So which one a'ya losers wanna challenge th'great Beat! Gym Leader a'Shibuya! Come on, COME ON! I ain't got a single loss yet! Well except them otha guys but they was just flukes, yo.S'just me and my pal Rhyme ( Read more... )

yo i need sum direkshuns

wait wut

NO I DONT IDEK

well yeah i do

so gimme sum direkshuns

2 ur <3 that is

Yo, where's my CURRY?!

I'll- I'll slam you for it! Slam on, yo! Slam on slam on slam on!

Why you starin' at me like that, huh? You got somethin' you wanna say? Why don't you just shut yer trap and hand over the curry?!

[Pause.]

[Pause.]

[Pause.]

Rhyme you... you wanna slam wid me later?

[See Beat.

See Beat stand.

See Beat stand around while wearing a sign promoting more hamburgers and less wimpy chicken sandwiches.

Don't forget that he's yelling obnoxiously at anyone who walks by!]

YOU! YO, DON'T BE A PANSY. EAT MORE BURGERS!Are you ignorin' me? YOU'RE IGNORIN' ME, AIN'T YA?! WELL I AIN'T GONNA LETCHU FORGET THE POWER OF ( Read more... )