Fuck this week. I'm not part of any clubs, I'm not a Kool-aide drinking fascist religious nazi and I'm definitely not married.

Sorry, Lefty. No offense or anything, you're just not my type.

...Mason and Daisy are gone. Yeah. Good. Lucky piece of shit..

They'd better fucking be all right.

...I guess this means I can get my puppy.

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CORI YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. YOU'D BETTER START RUNNING NOW, BECAUSE WHEN I CATCH UP YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER SPAWNED, ASSHOLE. NOBODY FUCKS OVER MY CAR AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

[ooc: Hooray for secret-revealing curse days. Icon is waffle-love because George has no spectacular I-am-pissed-off icons.]

Whoa, look at that. Head still attached to body. Thanks for yesterday, Niko. I was about two seconds away from shifting gears and running everyone the fuck over, sword in hand or not. Your idea was far less messy. Whatever you want, you've got it. What do you eat, soy beans and skim milk? I'll get that ( Read more... )

...Yeah, somebody in this house needs to wake up and feed me. Like right the fuck now.

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At least I can drink what I make. Try that with your oil paintings and I'll be collecting your remains by tomorrow. Or at least you'll get really fucking sick.


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[Filtered from Arion and Szayel Aporro]

Fuck...all right. If anybody's got information on a guy...arrancar named Szayel Aporro, then now's your time to spill it. I'm paying big money depending on if your guts are worth spilling.

Also, any information on who the fuck beat up Arion the other day. If it's the same asshole who had sex on top of my ( Read more... )

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Holy shit. Three straight days without being fucking turned into something or somebody else. It's a late Christmas miracle ( Read more... )

Hey, Daisy, do we have any pop-tarts le-...left....

....You've got to be fucking kidding me.

What the fuck.

What the fuck.

MASON. ARION.

This isn't funny.

This isn't so bad. Sure, the sand gets fucking everywhere and the heat sucks and manual labor is the pits, but it's still better than a lot of other historical periods we could be in.

....Where the fuck is my car?