30th Post-It

[reaping_havoc]

My old boss used to call me 'Peanut'

And I didn't mind it.

Comments

[ohrosalita]

Better than 'cupcake'?

[reaping_havoc]

Fuck you, Rose.

I mean that in the best possible way.

[ohrosalita]

Oh c'mon. Live with being called Rosebud when you're trying to act out as a teenager and then complain to me.

[reaping_havoc]

...Okay, Rosebud is definitely worse. Who called you that?

[darkest0knight]

That's better than what my old boss used to call me.

[reaping_havoc]

I hesitate to ask, Tony, but curiosity deems I must.

[darkest0knight]

Foster. Except he always said it in this tone that was more like Person-I-Am-Two-Heartbeats-Away-From-Firing.

Which was marginally better than the "Foster" that meant Person-Who-Must-Babysit-My-Daughters.

[reaping_havoc]

At least I had bosses who liked me...

Then again, what would you rather do. Babysit some kids, or drive your boss over to a vet to put her 15-year-old cat on dialysis?

I say we get your boss and mine together in a room and leave them there. Forever.

[reaping_havoc]

Bite me.

Oh, by the way. Beetlejuice just showed up in the City and wants to crash at our place.

No, I'm not shitting you.

[reaping_havoc]

Not...bad. Well..He might offend Daisy. But that's a good thing, right?

[arthurhellsing]

Should I continue the trend then?

[reaping_havoc]

[pause for mortified silence]

That's...okay. George is fine.

[arthurhellsing]

I was merely joking, George.

[reaping_havoc]

...fuckthankgod.

You're good.

[bigmamasboy]

Are you salty?

[reaping_havoc]

You're dead, Scholar.

[bigmamasboy]

Hard to crack?

[reaping_havoc]

So dead.