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The Year in Review
Well that felt like getting twelve colonoscopies in a row while stuck in an underfunded public hospital with your most racist relative as a roommate ( Read more... ) -
Female Chauvinist Movie Review: The Last Jedi
I'm working on the more thoughtful critique and analysis this movie begs for, but the F.C. review was easier so I'm doing it first!
Spoilers below, OBV. JEEZ click away already if you don't want to know who Rey's parents are!
Man-Candy: 2
Feminismishness: 5
Hurt-the-Pretty: 3
All scores out of five.
Man-Candy: Negative 3 points for having ( Read more... ) -
Female Chauvinist Movie Review: Thor Ragnarok
Forgive me, Female Chauvinist Fans! I have fallen a bit off the sweaty manmeat wagon but never fear, Thor: Ragnarok was just the thing I needed to get back to it ( Read more... ) -
Pickles!
So, our neighbor and my sister both gifted us with cucumbers ON THE SAME DAY. These were the really long kind, too. We were drowning in cucumbers ( Read more... ) -
Female Chauvinist Movie Review: Alien Covenant
Man-Candy: 1
Feminismishness: 1
Hurt the Pretty: 3
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Man-Candy is mostly represented by Michael Fassbender, who has filled the man-candy role nicely for me in many films. He hurts very prettily and in the opening scene, wherein he serves tea, I very much wanted to call up Whalen Industries and order myself a David ( Read more... ) -
The Year-End Post
Okay, so let's wrap this dumpster fire of a year up. First up: Last year's resolutions:DO NOT go to the hospital ( Read more... ) -
Breasie: A Fanfiction by Nae Nae
This was a gift I got on Xmas from my niece! She likes to write fanfic and she said she "ships" me and my hubby Brian. She calls us "Breezy" for Brian / Reasie.
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Breasie <3 ( Read more... ) -
Female Chauvinist Movie Review: Rogue One
Man-Candy: 2
Feminismishness: 2
Hurt-the-Pretty: 4
K-2SO Bonus Points: 1000
Man Candy: Diego Luna and Donnie Yen are both extremely pretty, but damn if they can't seem to get their shirts off.
Director Krennic is NO General Hux, alas. Oh, Hux. You are my One True Starwars Hatelove.
Feminismishness: MOAR MON MOTHMA. She was barely in this thing ( Read more... ) -
Female Chauvinist Movie Review: Doctor Strange
Man-Candy: 2.5 ( Read more... )