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[reauxbot]

I'm going to Hawaii for awhile. I hope you don't miss me. I hope life continues as if I never blew through it. If I die in a tragic plane crash I hope everybody forgets me in a week

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[bluesycigar]

have fun in hawaii. MUAH.

cell phone ringers that reverberate

[reauxbot]

Well thank you for the well wishes... I am back and well rested and partially tan. There are finger marks on the burn on my back where I could reach and put on sunblock, which is quite comical and don't you all wish you could see my naked back... Strangely enough no hot young cabana boy came up to rub sunblock in, but just as well because don't you know that you can get STDs that way... (right, Lily?)

Anyhow, I'm glad to be back in sunny LA and my own room where I can masturbate all I like and drive to seedy dives to speak ill of people who don't even exsist.

I miss you all. I hope I get to see you soon. Lily has me for both Friday and sunday nights, Borders has me for saturday and Zeb has put in a reservation for tonight, so maybe next week you can flood me with love and joy and spiritual blowjobs.

p.s. this comment to Ron turned into a real journal entry, but there's no cut and paste function at the library, so it's just got to be posted here. sorry. I still love Ron,more, though, if that's what you were wondering.

Look what the net dragged in.

[fhornsalot]

Hawaii isn't big enough for you Reaux cause your phat. By phat I mean cool. And by cool I mean abscense of heat in your blood. And by that I mean your a reptile. Reptiles are Phat.

[reauxbot]

I am what I am what I am
And I am impossibly glam
And I am happy as a clam
'Cause I'm a vampire

Mr. Merritt (as opposed to clarissa) explains it all...

alas, we will miss you

[taloyd]

I was just thinking today that we should hang out some more... I had a great time Friday, despite my agonizing over the menu...

Give me a ring when you get back, and I'll make you remember what it feels like to be a woman - a woman well fed! Har har har.

try and have a good time; you're a good girl and you deserve a good life.

-tal

Re: alas, we will miss you

[fhornsalot]

Hey man, I didn't know you were on this thing. hope you dont mind if I take a gander.

This is your mom btw.

[cambac]

yea i dont understand either
but im sorry i let that get in the way
assuming all planes remain in the air when they are supposed to...
i want to see you
...but its going to be a while...
i wrote an EMO song about you
well actually i need you to write the lyrics
and if you could come up with some chord changes that would help too
uhh...or you could just make me feel like shit
...either way
macc sends reaux love

and i start crying halfway through

[reauxbot]

Planes remained in the air... Maybe we can see each other someday... Under different circumstances.

I'll write some emo lyrics, but I don't know anything about chord changes. Just about inner anguish.

Making you feel like shit is just a biproduct of you making me feel like shit. Funny how that works out.
Thanks for the love. Sorry for the mess.

Reaux

you'll never understand

[reauxbot]

Its not surprising that you don't feel it. Macc doesn't feel emo either, that's why he has to ask me to write him some emo lyrics. You just haven't realised the need for an emo friend. When you are gone you will realise how strange but true it is that having a few mopers around really makes it easier.