Walking to the john...I belch. No ordinary belch. Big, ugly, ramen-and-diet-cola belch. A second later, the ceiling light directly above me goes out.

Only conclusion:
I F'n ROCK!!!

Here is where things get interesting...we're knotted at 2 and everyone's least favorite team is on a roll. Brody's hot again...Irbe is a S-I-E-V-E as of recent...and the chaos and anarchy is about to pick up some.

Classify my mood as: how a jaguar waiting in the weeds feels...thinking + waiting + paying very close attention to those in my immediate vicinity...

Went out and caught a smoke with the girls from painting today during class. Before anyone gives me shit about it, I only had half a Camel and only then 'cause my hands were somewhat frenetic in their ( Read more... )

So I heard that Hogan won, Brock Lesnar went on a killing rampage like no other, and that we have an intercontinental mullet ( Read more... )

One thought that's cropped up far too often recently...I don't like to tell people how to dress, but c'mon...don't wear a bare midriff shirt if your midriff is spherical. It's like a pregnant woman wearing a tank top...all we think is "Gaah, no, bad!" It's not a guy thing either,...I've had fem. friends (friends of the offending party even) come ( Read more... )

Just had to quote Joey Styles on this subject...

In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27. The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim and, despite of the estimated 35 shots the group ( Read more... )

Not at all worried about Carolina winning 2-1 tonight and getting the 1-0 lead in the series against NJ...

Kinda amused at Detroit losing though. My Dreamcast NHL 2K Canucks are like an unstoppable presence...you don't dominate them, just try and make the loss look not horrid...then again I have aline with Fedorov, Straka, and Bertuzzi...so that's ( Read more... )

1. It is a dangerous thing to let me even think I have power/control over something.
2. I can't leave well enough alone.
3. I don't know any better.
4. It's good to be me.
5. I will invariably say the most inappropriate thing at the most inopportune time. So?

And on a scale of 1-9, I'm an 11...
Five things younever apologize for:

1. Springsteen
2. Clapton
3. Santana
4. The Fuckin' ( Read more... )

If this ends up being a mini-rant, I'm quite sorry, but I kinda hafta say it. If someone reads this and thinks it applies solely to them, they're wrong. I've gotten this from a lot of people now...
Introduction

I'm thinking about changing my major from mathematics to studio art. I currently have a math major/studio minor planned out...but my ( Read more... )

Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes ( Read more... )