Taurus Horoscope for week of September 6, 2007 ( Read more... )

Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee yourself...

You just hang in there sunshine, because you're frigging special.

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the rest of the U.S. Government ( Read more... )

We were all very young when we first saw it. That moment, in the cartoon, where one character chases another over the edge of the cliff. The one in front keeps on running and he doesn't fall. Suddenly, though, he notices that there is no ground beneath him and at that very second, he plummets like a stone. If only the star of our movie had not ( Read more... )

All you have to do is throw the switch. There's a bulb in the socket. There's power in the wire. What are you waiting for then? Well, ever since it got dark and the shadows began to grow longer and longer, you kept looking at that light switch and thinking how much it looks like the sharp tooth of an angry beast. You are afraid that if you touch it ( Read more... )

Mr Coca and Mr Cola keep their formula a closely-guarded secret. Is this to make sure that we cannot copy it? Or is it because, if we only knew how ordinary their ingredients were, our respect for their product might diminish. Wherever there is mystery, there is food for the imagination. With just a little suggestion, the imagination can be ( Read more... )

There is no accounting for taste - or the lack of it! Some people like the most amazingly awful art, drama, music and decor. How can they possibly? What do they see (or hear) in it? They probably look at your preferences and ask much the same question. That, though, is because they have no discrimination. While you... Well look, all I'm saying is ( Read more... )

Final Place: 2282
Place in Sex: 1016/3684 F
Place in Division: 166/612 F3539
Gun time: 2:06:08
Chip time: 2:03:23
Mile Pace: 9:25
Kilometre Pace: 5:51
First Half: 1:02:08
Second Half: 1:01:16

The Full Moon in your opposite sign symbolises all the drama that you have lately been experiencing in your emotional and personal life. It is the reason why on Monday I wrote about roundabouts, on Tuesday we spoke of seesaws and today we must consider roller coasters. There is an old saying, 'All the fun of the fair'. If something is no fun for ( Read more... )

Your Week Ahead: Some people think that the way to win an argument is to shout as loudly as possible. Others know that the true trick is to say as little as possible. If someone is wrong then sooner or later they will trip themselves up regardless of how much or how little they are challenged. The only trouble with this gloriously effective ( Read more... )