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Straight As, assholes!! Whoo!! Take that, bullshit science class! In your face, awful professor who didn't teach me shit ( Read more... ) -
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the ( Read more... ) -
A little Liz Phair for ya...
It's nice to be liked, but it's better by far to get paid
I know that most of the friends that I have don't really see it that way
But if you could give them each one wish, how much do you want to bet
They'd wish success for themselves and their friends
And that would include lots of money...
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Writer's Block: Memo to Myself
Do your fucking homework, get better grades, and don't rush in to the whole college thing.
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Writer's Block: Investigations of a Female Nature
I suppose she's not technically a detective, but I would say Agent 99 from Get Smart. Played by Barbra Feldon in the original show....
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Writer's Block: 5//7//5
Those fucking assholes!
Fifteen percent tip is not
too much to ask for.
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Writer's Block: Listen to This
The PaperChase: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMwhrMA-jYo
The Knife: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mkicED0zMI&feature=related
Foals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrZkUQ6_r8
Does It Offend You, Yeah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mErQG6hxg
this could go on forever. Of course, it would really depend on the friend and what their musical taste was ( Read more... ) -
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Our house is a little bit outside of town. Just a few miles, no big deal. The easiest way to get to town is to take the main road all the way in. Easy. It takes me about 8 minutes to get to work and about 10 to get to school.
Over the past week or two, the geniuses who make decisions about the roads decided to tear up this perfectly good main road ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Place of Residence
Open. Airy. Secluded. MODERN archetecture, inside and out. Eco-friendly, self-sustaining as much as possible. OFF THE GRID. Tornado-proof. Windows I can see out of but no one can see in. Hidden arsenal. Red dining room. Modern furniture. Grand Piano. Lots of art. A LIBRARY. Olive Green living room. Yellow, Black and White guest bathroom. On lots of ( Read more... )