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[recondite_snape]

For those of you who ignored yesterday... Exactly right. Good job.

Remus, I'm going to kill you.

Comments

[bao_li]

Do we get points if we ignored it, sir?

[recondite_snape]

No, you simply remain on my good side.

[mssr_remus]

I'm not going to apologize for not ignoring it.

And why would you want to do that?

[recondite_snape]

You should.

Because. You got me a present.

[mssr_remus]

Well, I disagree.

I did. Have you even opened it?

[shapely_millie]

I caught a group of Hufflepuffs holding a cake and a singing banner before they made it to your office. I'll only let slip that it may be a long while before they can bake another cake.

[recondite_snape]

A... singing... banner?

I think I'll ignore the suspicously sore group of Hufflepuffs in class.

[shapely_millie]

Yes, sir. A singing, rainbow coloured banner with sparkles and little faeries holding it up. The charm to make it sing was a rather poor one because it kept singing off tune, at different speeds and rather loud, I might add.

[potteritis]

What was yesterday?

[recondite_snape]

Nothing, Potter.