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recondojoe Dec 18, 2009 05:00

So I was in a pretty bad car wreck Saturday night. I had to swim out of a god damn river and it was 20 degrees outside and snowing to put it into perspective. I was kind of drunk, so I didn't give a fuck and thought I was fine. But now when I go to use the bath room nothing but blood comes out, and I end up losing so much blood that I get ( Read more... )

Writer's Block: Destination anywhere

recondojoe Dec 08, 2009 23:43

writer's block

From trolling to hooking up IRL: The transition

recondojoe Dec 08, 2009 15:31

Dude, Okcupid is getting serious. Like I don't know if it's one of you guys messing with me or not, but I am seriously beginning to ask myself "would I drive for an hour to get laid?" and I would have to say the answer is 'yes,' as I have spent much more time than that in previous episodes of real-life woman pursuit ( Read more... )

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recondojoe Dec 06, 2009 21:38

I'm just hanging out PICKING UP CHICKS ON THE INTARWEBS (OKCUPID)

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING.

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recondojoe Dec 06, 2009 03:53

omfg I cannot sleep. I will post the conversations tomorrow. Some of them are pretty hilarious.

"you seme like ud be unedicated bein in milatery n all"

I am going to change my status to homosexual next week to terrorize the gay community.

Fuck sleep.

recondojoe Dec 06, 2009 01:09

I can't stop trolling OKCUPID. This is addictive. I need you guys to make an account and go write a message on my wall about how I saved your dog's life and how I was an eagle scout and stuff. Okay?

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recondojoe Dec 05, 2009 20:46

I'm getting ready to go troll some OkCupid for real. I am kind of scared to upload a real photo because I don't know if locals can see this or not. I really don't want to look like a douche bag who has to use the internet to get laid IRL.

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recondojoe Dec 05, 2009 13:31

I just found this:

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I am still bitter about it. I think I am more bitter about it at the age of 25 than I was when it was actually happening. Imagine having to listen to a song this fucking horrible at least a dozen times a day. My little sister was such a douche bag ( Read more... )

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recondojoe Dec 05, 2009 12:15

I got hit on by gay guys and ugly chicks last night, so my self-esteem is through the roof. Hahaha. Oh man.

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recondojoe Dec 02, 2009 18:29

I am making a psychology pamphlet for high school freshmen. It's suppose to be a group project, but no one is helping me work on it, and I don't want to not get a good grade simply because I got paired up with assholes ( Read more... )