Total Nicotine Deprivation - for your own safety please stay well clear of the danger zone

Feb 12, 2010 14:23

48 hours cold turkey

So far I've been through the shivers and sweats, the screaming cravings and the foul tempers.

The NHS quit pack is a fucking joke (contains a couple of leaflets, a sheet of kiddy-style stickers and a toothbrush)

I have been a smoker for the best part of 45 years so going cold turkey after all these years is damned hard to do.

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poppymayhem February 12 2010, 17:02:10 UTC
You are brave and strong and I'm saying that from behind a thick plexiglass shield as it might sound patronising if you're going through it at the moment!
The quit kit does indeed sound pathetic, do they at least provide a phone number so you can take your temper out on someone who's signed up to be paid for it? :)

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recycledgoth February 12 2010, 22:24:29 UTC
The kit consists of :

A sheet of *well done* stickers
A couple of pseudo-motivational postcards
A sheet of paper with a *snakes and ladders* type game
A small toothbrush
A length of twisted plastic

Useless !!!!!

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meus_profiteor February 13 2010, 00:12:58 UTC
Is the twisted plastic for choking the living shit out of the next person to piss you off?

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recycledgoth February 13 2010, 11:53:54 UTC
PMSL - excellent idea, I'll use it on the idiot who thought it would be a good thing to put in a quit smoking pack

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