I'm back baby ( Read more... )

I have far to many questions about my life and how it relates to the lives of others. I'm confused about the nature of our species and our purpose. More so however, I've to many questions about my own purpose in life and I've yet to come up with any appropriate answers. Perhaps I'm making it more difficult than it has to be as I've been known to do ( Read more... )

I want a god damn puppy and until I get one I'm going to be a cranky old bastard about it! I shall have one regardless of whether or not I have permission from the "Landlord"! I've been looking on-line and calling local shelters and there are so many adoptable dogs available. There not bad dogs it's just more often than not it's because families ( Read more... )

So, Halloween wasn't the greatest it's ever been. If find that disappointing because I think I've out grown it. It was basically just another day. Smokey convinced me to go with him to smash pumpkins which was juvenile but, at that point I really didn't care it was something to do ( Read more... )

I was wondering if anyone out there would like to apply for the arch enemy position that has recently become available (for reasons I wont explain). Also taking applications for minions, henchmen and underlings. Long hours with no public recognition, must fight evil (namely me), Must provide your own uniform and sorry no benefits as it wouldn't be ( Read more... )

Call it corny if you will but, this could be rather helpful ( Read more... )

Let's play the "I never" game. I'll explain the rules for those of you who don't know. You say "I've never (fill in blank)" and if anyone has done what you've said then they drink . . . Alright I'll go first. Um, I've never drank to much. No that wont do. I've never been so drunk that I've pissed myself, oh wait damn. Okay, I've never been drunk ( Read more... )

The legal system sucks, judges are stupid, cops have there heads up their asses, headlights are there for a reason, vehicles are trying to kill me . . . they may succeed, and crying sixteen year old girls get away with murder. Justice is an illusion karmic or otherwise.

Greg I hope your okay if I don't see you.

My back hurts.

The shortest distance between to people is humor.

Greg I hope your having a blast! Take lots of pictures.

I feel energized lately and it's all thanks to being active. Imagine that. The beach has been a nice change and I don't just lay on the sand like those lazy tanners. The hikes through the woods have been awesome. The valley of fallen trees is sweet and now life is that much better because of it. It really is the small things that count ( Read more... )