These days they put my outside before they start eating.  Now the smallest one cannot slip me food under the table.

and 
somebody put me in the shower.

this day is so DUM

mummy put a door in front of the cat box and nao I can't haz tootsie rolls

mom had me massaged.  I have been having a lot of trouble with my joints lately.  I like to eat cat poop.  mum is dismayed.

I like it here a lot.  Mum takes me to the off leash dog park a lot.  There are these giants there called great danes.  They like to travel in groups of five or so.  The first time I saw them I almost fainted.  Today I growled at one.  Then he wanted to sniff my butt.  That was okay with me.  Im not afraid of those guys anymore ( Read more... )

mum is moving to Washington. She is throwing everything into boxes. She is petting me a lot. She says I get to spend the summer on Devil Track Lake with grandpa. I like lakes. and I like retired guys that sit around drinking too much whiskey and throwing sticks. Im excited!

I had a bath yesterday. I got brushed too.

hes hot but he knows it.

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mum says I am getting stinky. That probably means I will get groomed soon. I like that ( Read more... )

HI. I am a redhead who likes long walks on a sunny day. I like watching tv. I like to ride in cars ( Read more... )