Greetings Starfighters

[red_duke]

I am getting a 1982 fox body Ford Mustang turbo. A Mustang!
It looks like this, but red:

Comments

[joker_venom]

No sir. You can't have a car.

A car or kids.

You are banned from cars and kids.
And changing your name.

And toasters.

[red_duke]

But why not?
I can add character to it by making dents with the potato gun.
It will be super teh seks.
Wait, kids and toasters? I don't have any of those anyway.

[red_duke]

Why are you never on AIM?!

[so_distressing]

it was a positive adjective! i think it meant well endowed in the breast area!