Apparently someone didn't learn his lesson last time. Chris, its a lot of fun to make up stories about people when they're not around isn't it? Not anymore. If I catch word that you are spreading any stories about myself, or anyone of my freinds, I will kick you in the testicles. Even if you're telling the truth ( Read more... )

Hey, honey...
Guess what I did at work today?
I wore a bomb,
A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers,
I could get lucky,
Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb,
I could kill more people,
Maybe they'll be innocent people,
Children, maybe.

How to make a red_duke
Ingredients:

1 part pride

1 part brilliance

3 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I am getting a 1982 fox body Ford Mustang turbo. A Mustang!
It looks like this, but red:

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Today was really Satanic ( Read more... )

Ok, FOX doesn't seem to have caught onto this whole "e-mail" trend yet, so most of their contacts are through postal service.
For those of us in Albuquerque, we can mail the Albuquerque Studio at:

KASA FOX 2
1377 University Blvd. NE
Albuquerque, NM 87102
Telephone: (505) 246-2222
kasa@kasa.com
or kasawebmaster@kasa.com Or e-mail the main people ( Read more... )

I just saw the advertisement for Fox's newest reality show. They're going to take a bunch of ugly women, give them cosmetic surgery makeovers (it's implied that they're all going to look radically different), and see who can compete in a beauty contest ( Read more... )

Holy crap, Maddox has the best joke of all.

Do any of my freinds have the Hannibal Lecter books they would be willing to loan me?