SUBJ: IMPORTANT: Read Carefully

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I am Prophet David Johnson, I went for a prayer mission in HAITI and the Lord revealed so many things about you to me

Comments

[wu_taaang]

at what point does god ask for your bank account number?

[srtasexypants]

he must be tired from dancing around all of those fake issues

[beekers03]

"for your soul to be covered in God’s harms"

I'm assuming it should be arms, but harms is a lot funnier. Also, all this business about sowing seeds seems sexual to me. :p

I wish I got interesting emails like this. I just get a bunch from the bookstore and wedding crap.