This is what Jamie thinks will become of me in fifteen years:

"inmate number 243176291 jessicah van beber will be writing me letters weekly from her cell at the mississippi state womens correctional facility.she eats macaroni and cheese everynight for dinner. and is on lock down 23 hours of the day ( Read more... )

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Uhhhhhh... I still have no life, and no phone. The other night I met some people I thought I'd hate, I did not hate them. It was strange. I spend too much money on shit and I smell and Pamela has a song and I think I am going to shave my head and do the bald thing, not really but that would be awesome. I have been having weird adventures on the ( Read more... )

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OPERATION: BOOB DEFLATION, BEGINS TODAY.

Jamie called me and told me about porno and about how a weirdo guy bought her a penthouse dildo kit. She brought it with her when she picked me up, and my dog thinks it is an alien that is going to kill him. I turn it on turbo speed and chase him around the house with it. ahahahhaha, this is why I am awesome.

I smacked Crystal with a burrito, then proceeded to rub it all over her car, what a great friend she has. I bought a book, her and I were almost killed by a scary man with road rage, he followed our every move by cutting us off, then spit on the window. Jerk. I spent too much money on nothing, as usual. I move out in about a week, I need to not ( Read more... )

Crystals cat has pink eye and he keeps rubbing his eyes on me.