So, I feel like I am on the last page of a very long story. It feels weird and I don't know how the sequel will turn out or even remotely what it is about. I can only hope for the best and maybe lead myself in the right direction. I am excited and scared at the same time...

Go Gators! What an exciting weekend in college football. Florida plays my most hated team OSU. They better beat them!

Anyone ever wonder why you are so special to keep on living in the world you preside in? Not be just a number death in another country? You know they have family members that grieve their death and do the whole ceremony for them. Seriously, how about in America when you have a sister paying respects to her brother on the same day within the same ( Read more... )

I have been put on the roster to go to the US-Mexican Border to watch for Illgals to cross for A YEAR. I think I owe it to Josh, because he did the whole Ft. Brag thing. So, I will actually be deployed, I can't complain that it isn't S. Korea or Iraq or Afghanistan, ya know? I am mentally ready and don't mind to go. I think I deserve a chance to be ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when people that have their own problems try to make a way out for themselves by telling you how much better they are than you are ( Read more... )

Body: Finish each sentence.... erase my answers and put your own in...

1) My ex is....

2) Maybe I should.... be more productive

3) I love.... my own space

4) I don't understand.... calculus

5) I lost my...wallet, I am still trying to find that damn thing

6) People say that I'm.... funny, goofy, and fun

7) Sex is.... my favorite hobby

8) ( Read more... )

 
SKEET, SKEET, MOTHA FUUUUCKAS!

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of ( Read more... )

So I did this slogan generator thing that I saw Mimi do and this mine:

151 Countries, One Joe Lane.

This is now my new slogan

1. Plan out my year to get the ball rolling in the direction where I want it to go ( Read more... )

Last night I worked a private party for some Music Foundation thing that Justin Timberlake's dad (asshole) put on. Yeah, yeah, Justin showed up with Cameron Diaz. No I did not talk to them, I was working security and I felt like I was a freakin' Personal security for somoeone special. I had an ear piece a little microphone device attached to my ( Read more... )