mimosas in the morning ( Read more... )

my lovey's going to die. she has congestional heart failure or something like that.
i'm going to try to be back there by next wednesday, the 26th for a day or two. hopefully she'll still have a little warmth left.

woman is the nigger of the world.
still.

so the "lost weekend" has begun.

Next time anyone is arguing over whose turn it is to wash the dishes or clean the bathroom, please think of me having to clean out my shitter on my boat and then come to work to be told to help the housekeepers, something that rarely happens. Uck ( Read more... )

I have to give an informative speech soon, and I was wondering if anyone has any ideas?

Ahh today's been chore day ( Read more... )

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window...

"Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

1. Chocolate
2. Knitting and therefore yarn up the wazoo
3. Riding my bike, riding the bus
4. Old School Hot Yoga
5. Green in the wintertime

what you want might make you cry ( Read more... )