And now another episode of professors say the darndest things-

"It's always more fun with Satan."

"Have any of you seen The Passion of the Christ? Lots of laughs in there, right?"

Tune in next week for other crazy shit that just seems to tumble out of Professor's mouths during lecture.

God fucking damn it. All I had to do was wait a few weeks and I would have gotten the iPod I have now for 150 fucking dollars less. I want to fucking kill bitches. Fuck fuck motherfuck.

Drunk on a Tuesday afternoon? Hells yeah.

In other news, brain scramblers are awesome, but stay away from Full Sail Pale.

I realized recently that I have been listening to a disproportionate amount of rap lately. I still love my angry white boy music, electronic tunes, and various eclectic singles, but I find myself choosing to listen to 50, Snoop, and this strange new fellow "The Game". In an attempt to whore out for comments I was hoping everyone could recommend a ( Read more... )

I got sick last friday. It was awesome. I started coughing as soon as I got out of my Biology lab, and managed to miss everything that weekend. Coughing, chills, fever, congestion, and body aches all contributed not only to staying in bed the whole weekend, but not sleeping too. I've been to a grand total of three class sessions this week, and ( Read more... )

On this bright and golden day, I saw the moon ( Read more... )

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I've been alone in the house for a few days, and with the wireless internet filling my home, I can be supremely lazy by watching movies and messing around on the internet. I head back to school tomorrow, so at some point tonight there will be a frantic session of cleaning the house. Today my big fat native friend woke me up with a phone call and ( Read more... )

20
two decades
a fifth of a century
no longer a teenager

I wish I were the nerd I once was. I miss table top gaming, Magic cards, video and computer games, and role playing games. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons and listened to TOOL? I thought not.

The following is a question that was given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term ( Read more... )