I can't seem to stop from fucking up over and over.

-The end of finals nearly killed me.
-I love my new apartment. Come visit, it's neat.
-My new bike is the shit.
-I have been smoking a serious amount of pot for two weeks straight.
-I have only one more task to complete to finish decorating my room.
-The stress of my newest endless to do list makes me ache for finals.

( I spend life as an afterthought. )

You know what I do?

I party until dawn motha' funkers.

"...we have to come to the pool of self-reflection and therein lies the monster of reason ..."

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My mom stopped by recently on her way to Europe (she's gone for almost two months in Italy, Austria, England, and France) and got me a new cell phone, don't worry it's the same number as the old one. Since my old one is severely dead, I cannot access the phone book on it, so if you think that I deserve to know your cell number or other pertinent ( Read more... )

So I woke up at about 1 this afternoon with a fierce need to urinate. I at least had the decorum to put on a t-shirt to go with my floral print boxers before I stumbled into the hall to walk to the bathroom. Just as I came out of my room, a student tour guide was leading prospective students and their parents up the stairs telling them about the ( Read more... )

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I'm in England with my good buddy Keizel for spring break. He's studying abroad here for this semester, so I decided to drop by for a week or so. I got here yesterday for about noon London time. We went back to his flat, dropped off my stuff, and then it was off to food. And guess what, I don't even like English Subways. I've procured myself a ( Read more... )

So over the weekend there was this big party at one of the frats on campus, Sigma Chi. For those of you not in the know, Sigma Chi is the bastion of conservative and Republican drunken frat boys on campus. They throw huge parties with lots of alcohol for those who are on "the list". The list includes, people with vaginas (espcially sorority ( Read more... )