Where I do I see myself in 10 years? Richer, of course. And what will I do with this new found/stolen money? I'ma buy me a pet mermaid! I've done some research and brainstormed on how this would be possible, primarily if not entirely by watching the 1984 Daryl Hannah/Tom Hanks movie "Splash." I'm going to need a tank, a gargantuan tank at that. ( Read more... )

I've written something new. If anyone is interested in reading it E-mail me at MonsterAtThePark@aol.com I believe it would be innappropriate and too violent to post here.

If one pays close enough attention, nearly anything with a strict rhythm can be seen as music. The words "We want din-ner, we want din-ner!" repeated repeatedly over and over again in conjunction with the pounding beat of dinner utensils (primarily spoons and forks, with the occasional guest appearance by the knife) can be easily constituted as a ( Read more... )

hits.

I was in ecstasy there, lying on the floor with her massive amounts of hair sweeping across my face. I pawed at her flowing locks not unlike a cat pouncing on a tiny bell held to a string being dangled in front of his face. Next came her thonged feet bumping into my arm, and then I remember her big toe traversing just across my upper lip. I should ( Read more... )

My burps taste like delicious fried things. This provides great satisfaction every few minutes and helps me to abstain from devouring any of the other foods I have been pining for in my fridge this evening. Shaweeeet ( Read more... )

I'm here! I'm here! I have been woken from my slumber! For days now the blank pages on this site have called out to me, have beckoned to me. At least thrice a night I hear them say, in raspy voices "Cloak us! Cloak us with the warmth from your words!" Hearing this, I removed myself from my bed not unlike a tooth is removed from a bite wound, and ( Read more... )