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[redisaloser]

Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's

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[punchvolcanoes]

It was only a few pages, you're always exaggerating things.

[redisaloser]

Yeah, sure, a few pages... all over the damn school. I should sue for libel.

[punchvolcanoes]

Maybe you should go after the writers, then.

[redisaloser]

Lyra's the one looking for the author, not me. I wash my hands of it.

[punchtheflowers]

oh what the fucking THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU JOKING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

[redisaloser]

I was just messing around. No one in this stupid school has any sense of humor at all.

[punchtheflowers]

Don't tell me you're so fucking surprised someone took it literally THIS SCHOOL IS FILLED WITH WEIRDASS FREAKS

Unless that skipped your notice as the RA

[redisaloser]

Hey, you're one of those weirdass freaks, buddy. You're talking like you're the one with the mental scars, I'm the one who got this shit in his inbox.

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[rocketambition]

[This is just a drive-by reading of your messages. Don't mind him.]

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[rocketambition]

[WH-WHAT IS THIS. NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT. IS. THIS.]

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[redisaloser]

[WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL]