Damn it all, I've been way too nice, lately.

Not like it really matters, but... I've got a lot of extra medicinal junk, if you end up needing it.

If you do need it, and they ask where it's from, just say my Gramps shipped it to you.

Sasha, I'm going to kill you for dropping this vile shit all over the campus. I've been tossing out smut about me and him like, all day.

A lovely side note is that I had a similar story about me and a very specific Venusaur emailed to me under a random account. I know that's somebody here who wrote it, so you must be reading this. Fuck you. It's ( Read more... )

( to green team homies )

This campus stinks. Like someone dumped garbage on the front lawn. I wonder if FDC is having sewage issues, or maybe it's something else.

( private to green team )

Misty, you have got to be joking me.

You have really, truly got to be joking me.

So ( Read more... )

( green has a million dance parties and makes out with every babe )

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He has a lot of them, and is very creative when it comes to names:
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( MEMES MEMES MEMES ABOUND )