so one day i was walking along, and i saw this thing on the road. so i stoped and looked down at it. and my mom said, hey get away from that, it will eat you. it was the big blob of death and doom. then me and my mom gotten eaten by 32496 zombies and 93257 vampires and 324 ghosts. then, there was a bang and a clang. AND I WOKE UP AND SAW LAURAS ( Read more... )

alright. i had the most terrible sex of my entire life last night. that is all i have to say about that.

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spicey-meatball

why cant we live so that nothing changes but the words and the weather

when it rains it pours

she turned from the tv to her daddy and said, why are the poeple on the floor all covered in red? they were searchin for god but found religion instead. they were judged on their sins with no time to repent.

he was confused about the situation and enviornment he was suddenlly abandoned in. yet determined to somehow make sense of it all. on the edge of his nose he picked up a familiar scent blowing on the breeze through his half opened window. digging deep into the exhausted backends of his mind he tried to place a finger on what exactly the fragrence ( Read more... )

who the fuck steals spaghettios????

finally something good to write about

my parents are going away for a week. and seeing how my birthday was last week, im having the most gigantic birthday party. you are all invited. all your friends are invited. come for the booze, stay for the burgers, enjoy some tunes, and some fine looking ladies. kegs are being purchased. 5 dollars for a cup. come one come all. its time for a