( a few very big, very rural pictures )

i went for another stroll through the woods today. i wanted to be a blank slate, to just exist and not think about anything. i climbed a tree, sat in an empty field, walked the length of a barbed-wire fence, etc. it sounds uneventful but it really soothes me. i'm growing more and more comfortable with this idea - the woods and me, what exists and ( Read more... )

what i've read so far:

the stranger by Camus
fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
pale fire by Nabakov
the enchanter by Nabakov
letters to a young poet by Rilke
rabbit, run by John Updike
the beach boys' pet sounds (33 1/3) by Jim Fusilli
finished east/west by Salman Rushdie
finished the lone ranger & tonto fisfight in heaven by Sherman Alexie ( Read more... )

Reno 911 clip from the 1st episode of Season 4. Classic.

rape me once shame on you. rape me twice shame on me

and is it just me, or is Clemmy looking really hot all the sudden?

probably the most infamous sketch, definately one of my personal faves anyway:

ass pennies

"every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass ..."
"WHAT?"
"... and then spend it."

Free choc-o-late!

"October 2nd ... that is today. 'Today is a most beautiful day because today Daddy promised us meatball subs'"

sheesh, are seasons 2 & 3 EVER going to be released?

since I apparently come off as pretentious & snobby when I try to articulate myself, here is an abbreviated version ( Read more... )

favorite pop videos from the 90s, part I:

1. weezer - buddy holly

2. radiohead - paranoid android

3. beastie boys - sabotage

4. beck - where it's at

5. nada surf - popular

6. butthole surfers - pepper

i cant find my cell. get ahold of me on myspace if you need my services.

I heard a classic story at work today; terrible, but classic ( Read more... )