WHO WANTS TO GO SEE DURAN DURAN WITH ME TONIGHT FOR FREE?

A woman on the Marketing Association Board works for this company Shangby. They set up real-time shopping sessions with jewelry stores in Shanghai. It might sound questionable, but you should check out the site because the stuff that they can get is RAD. Anyway, they are setting up a special session for "friends and family" tonight with even more ( Read more... )

I bolted upright when the doorbell rang twice and there was banging on my bedroom window at 12:30 last night. Cory said there were lanterns outside. It was actually a pumpkin patch of penises. Oh, the hilarity. Thank you, ladies.

At 5:20am, Cory pulled me out of bed to go look at the lunar eclipse. He kneeled down in the damp grass and presented me with a black freshwater pearl and diamond pendant while asking me to commit for life.

Of course I said yes.

And then I cried for 20 minutes.

I need to start checking out estate sales. I stumbled across this website today and fell in LOVE with this necklace.

If you buy organic produce at Whole Foods or Sun Harvest, you NEED to check out Greenling. They are AWESOME people, usually less expensive than the organic stores AND they deliver to your effin' door without a delivery charge ( Read more... )

Sunday night's dreams consisted of guns pointed at my head, instructions to do anything Lon said, arguments with senators, stealing clothing and hiding in a room of 6 ft. tall water bottles, skanky female DJ character molesting a very young girl with a black dildo...can you find any of that in your dream book, Al ( Read more... )

HELLO PEOPLE ( Read more... )

If you are not an obsessive Myspacer, or if you fell victim to "Sorry! An unexpected error has occured." I am re-posting this for YOUR benefit.

Birthday
Dancing
Drinks
Thursday
March 8th
Beauty Bar
9pm
Be there

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