[Transmission #14]

[redpaperfan]

[ Sometime soon after the Captain's "announcement, Sasuke appears on the network briefly. ]

...That's just fucking rich. I guess it's a good thing that I honestly do enjoy walking, you blue-eyed bastard.

Comments

[ex_frantics]

That's the least of it. Being a puny human isn't my idea of fun.

[redpaperfan]

Oh? You shrunk as well?

[ex_frantics]

No, I didn't shrink--- I'm still the same size. I just can't do half the things I used to be able to, like lift my couch with one hand.

[redpaperfan]

...I see. How horrifying for you.

[dawn_is_coming]

It's good exercise, right?

[redpaperfan]

For some, certainly.

[distantallure]

Aren't enjoying the scenery?

[redpaperfan]

No more than I have the last five weeks and counting.

[distantallure]

Then it shouldn't make a difference to you, huh?

[redpaperfan]

If scenery was my complaint, then of course it wouldn't.

[goldenpine]

Why are you saying it like that, Ninja Boy?

[redpaperfan]

For comedic effect. There are... limitations on my mobility. The transport pads also seem to be out of order.

[goldenpine]

The transport pads are out? That's an inconvenience.

[ she tilts her head a bit to the side ]

What do you mean there are limitations on your mobility?

[redpaperfan]

Suffice to say I'm not as quick as I usually am.

[katsuragi_yako]

That... was the Captain?

[redpaperfan]

Captain Ganymede, one of the this cruise-line's finest.

[katsuragi_yako]

He wasn't looking so good. What's going on here?

[redpaperfan]

We're being encouraged to exercise.

[ oh the frustration, deep at heart, at being unable to answer that question. ]