Who t'BLOODY HELL is MARK ARKHAM?

Y'know. I was a lil bit jealous that I wasn't t'one t'start them fires. Seems like it was more fun then a fireworks show, eh? ha ha ha.

Probably warmed up t'ouside too. Bollocks I hate t'cold. A lady like me ain't suited fer such harsh weather.

Christmas was dumb. Didn't even have a good party or nothin'. Guess I ain't gonna blame anyone fer that fact though, seein' as this is suppos'ta be some sorta holiday fer family an' all that jazz. Ah well. Maybe the New Year's got somethin' good t'offer all of us, or somethin'.

( Private / Protected )

I STAY IN FER A FEW DAYS AN' THIS IS WHAT T'HELL HAPPENS? BLOODY HELL, REMIND ME NEVER T'SLEEP AGAIN!!!

It smells worse then LYNX IN T'RAIN.

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GEEZER, GOT MY BEER YET?

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...... .... ... Shit.

( Private / Heavy Protection learned from her Sis! )

OI!

Anyone got any matches? ..An' on a completely, most definitely, unrelated topic.. What room's t'sorry excuse fer a old man Matthews stayin' in? ... An' even more unrelated, I assure ya's, 'ow good does t'sprinkler n' fire alarm system work?

( this is fer someone special. very special. yea, special in that olympic kinda way. haha. )

Somethin' 'bout some date auction's goin' down. Things like that ain't fer me, no way no how. I may go jus' so I can laugh at the tools that volunteered for that crap, but no way I'm gonna let these types a'guys bet on a gal like me.

Hey, how's that portal doin' by the way? Still open?
If yeah, then Blank? Lady? Got yer chuckin' material? Hahaha!

Got back finally from a pretty long trip. I needed t'get outta 'ere fer awhile. It was drivin' me batty to be so cooped up. Felt like a chicken on a hordin' ranch, if that makes some sense ( Read more... )