[ Locked to KGB || not so unhackable ]
[His tone isn't as proud or sarcastic sounding today, actually pretty deadpan.]
Afternoon Comrades.
I'm sure you've all come across
this bullshit that I'm sending you right now.
I figure, too suspicious; but
we'll play along anyway and learn something.
As with
this notice here, If you're following me, we wait out. Go to the grounds as backup in case of probable crafty work nonsense. I want to know who's joining. Respond ASAP.
[ Private || not so unhackable ]
Ya nenavizhu Vas za ot'ezd, govnyuk...
...
kak smeyut Vy, ya nadeyus', chto Vy gniyete gde-nibud'.
[ There's the sound of something cracking before a large amount of crashes sound and the PDA times out ]
((ooc: Hey, Eko. Feel free to notice the church is a LOT COLDER.))