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In case there were any possibility that I would start becoming insecure about my fading funniness ( Read more... )

About 3 minutes ago, Artemis started writing.

The greatest man I've ever seen ( Read more... )

Spring break has arrived and I have very much, perhaps too much, spare time. But in the mean time, some interesting things have happened:
I found an artistic representation of me, in bronze.

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What would my life be like if there were 7 Marta Owczareks?

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Today we plan to educate you about the greatest president of all time, Chester Alan Arthur. You see, we here at the society are asked two questions most often: the first one is “Why aren’t you wearing any pants?” But the second one is “Why aren’t you wearing any underpants?”But the third most commonly asked question is probably “What do you do at ( Read more... )

yesterday i heard this awesome hispanic guitar player on the uptown subway and again on the way downtown ( Read more... )

a few weeks ago i tried to bake a cake.
what i told no one is that i went to the source of the cake's recipe for my labor.

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