Lately I've been feeling insecure ( Read more... )

So I turned 24 yesterday. WAHHOOO or not. Never thought I was capable of ruining my own Bday, but apparently I excel in this department. Maybe I really am a miserable prick, fuck how does anyone put up a with me ( Read more... )

I spent all day on my knees, now I know what it would be like to be a Hooker. So fucking sore.

Oh yeah I just figured out that voice recognition on this phone is the shit. Way more posting to come. Maybe I'll get some friends.

Me and signaturesunset are about to go out for some drinks and a lil' dindin, then if she's lucky she might get a lil' bangbang. Anyone ( Read more... )

I never imagined how easy an app on an android can make things. This sounds like a commercial but I've had a piece of junk phone that couldn't do anything this phone can.

My plug fell out at some point last night I think it might be in my basement, fuckin hell my days keep on getting worse and worse, tomorrow I'll probably get hit by a bus.

You dont even want to know how bad my fuckin day was... but I'll tell you anyways. I went to go pay a parking ticket today because I didn't have time to mail it otherwise it would have doubled so I went to one of the locations to pay it, and the parking lot was packed as all hell. After circling the parking lot several times I went next door and ( Read more... )

I fucking lost my wallet, or it was stolen while I was at the beach. Four major things were in there that I need; drivers license, atm car, fake i.d., social security(which I had been meaning to take out). I'm most pissed at loosing the ID, Allie is gonna kick my ass because she gave it to me. THe rest of the stuff is important and all, but I can ( Read more... )

I'm totally coughing up blood mixed with loogies, I wonder if I should go get this checked out. Maybe I've got tuberculosis, or as they said in the olde days, maybe I'm consumptive. Who knows... Today is my last day of high school EVER!

Leave it up to me to be the only person in the history of the world to actually be sick on senior ditch day. That was yesterday, I'm still sick today and didn't go to school again. I've got so much snot in my head its unbelievable, every five minutes I blow my nose and fill up a tissue. Every now and then I have to cough up a huge loogie, so large ( Read more... )

Mondo's sister finally had her baby today, unfortunately for my sake I picked the 18th for a due date in the pregnancy pool and well today is the 19th. Nobody picked the 19th so maybe I'll still get the money. Lets see what else, my friends Sherwin and Nick attempted to teach me how to drive stick, didn't do all that poorly, need a whole lot more ( Read more... )