1st Bite [Phone/Action]

[redthenightless]

[Phone]

So I just talk into this end and everyone else can hear me? What an interesting device~ It’s almost like Patchouli’s magic. I just wish there was a picture too…

[The child-like curiosity in her voice is soon replaced by a rather haughty yet refined tone]

In any case, I suppose I should introduce myself, shouldn’t I? My name is Remilia Scarlet

Comments

1/idk, phone;

[lunardialled]

[Sakuya is actually at home to pick up the phone when it rings! Wait. Is that -- ]

2/idk, phone;

[lunardialled]

[That voice...]

3/5, phone;

[lunardialled]

[And a moment of feeling really weird that Remilia isn't in her house. This is a strange thing, and not a good one.]

4/5, phone;

[lunardialled]

[She'll cross that bridge when she gets there, she supposes.]

Phone

[walking_nuke]

[Dead silence over the phone for a few seconds.]

Fuck, Mayfield, you got some kinda irony.

Phone

[redthenightless]

Excuse me? I certainly hope you weren't speaking to me with that tone.

Phone

[walking_nuke]

[Oh dear, she's testy.]

Whaddya want me to call it when you talk about somebody an' then Mayfield brings 'em in here the week after?

[Said with a touch of irreverence.]

Phone

[redthenightless]

[Only because you were swearing DON'T SWEAR AT LADIES.]

"Speak of the devil"? Or better yet, "Speak of the Scarlet Devil".

Who is Mayfield?

[godisachild]

[Hey there. Feel free to notice the kid who's currently walking a giant spider mech down the street. Cause he'll notice you, and give a small snort.]

Don't even bother. When you're talking to them, you might as well not be friggin' talking at all.

1/3

[redthenightless]

[What.]

2/3

[redthenightless]

[OH GOD DAMNIT YOU DISTRACED HER AND DRONE MOM MANAGED TO CLOSE THE DOOR ON HER]

3/3

[redthenightless]

...who are you?

[IF I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SITUATION, IT'S LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIST. goddamnit why do you have the giant cool thing]

Action

[birthclod]

[Another girl stands across the street from Remilia and watches the scene. She's evidently enjoying herself taking that smile of hers into consideration, but she means no offense; that smile just never goes away.]

Good little girls should listen to their mothers. Even if that mother is more or less a zombie.

Action

[redthenightless]

[Wheeling in response to that and glaring]

I'm not a little girl, and my mother was not a zombie. We're hardly undead.

[SLAM oh fuck now drone mom has locked her out LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE]

Action

[birthclod]

[I DIDN'T MEAN TO... But that doesn't mean Clod didn't enjoy that little bit of a spectacle. What a fine show.]

Mentally, little one, mentally.

My goodness. You really aren't doing well here, are you?

[Clod still doesn't know for sure if Remilia is new here. That fight with her mother could've been just an everyday occurrence. Might as well word her statements in a temporally neutral fashion.]

Action

[redthenightless]

[OH YOU ARE JUST MAKING ALL THE FRIENDS TODAY YOU LITTLE PUSTULE]

Mentally is precisely in the way which I am least like a little girl.

Who are you?

[Ignoring... that last statement. REFUSAL TO ACKNOWLEDGE FAILURE IS LIKE NOT FAILING AT ALL]

Phone

[there_were_none]

[There is only one answer on this end. And that answer is:]

REMI!

[Hope you weren't listening too closely.]

Phone 1/2

[redthenightless]

[HOLY CRAP HER EARS]

Phone

[redthenightless]

F, Flan!? Don't yell, I can hear you just fine!

Phone

[there_were_none]

[INSTANTLY, SHE IS QUIET. Kind of. Flandre's voice picks up again as she talks, though.]

Remi's here Remi's here Remi's here Remi's here!

[Why yes, she is a tad bit excited about this. However could you tell?]