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my throat hurts
I can't decide whether sitting alone in the dark listening to One Republic is peaceful or depressing ( Read more... ) -
"did she just slapshot the U.S. constitution?" "just the bill of rights, sir."
SARAH PALIN DISNEY MOVIE TRAILER OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
asdfj;asdfj;salkfjas;ldfjas;ldkfjsa;ldjfas;ldfjas;ldjf!!!!!!!!! -
and she eats moose?
NEWSFLASH ( Read more... ) -
flames on the side of my face.
Dear Pregnant Girl That Used To Work Here But Thankfully Quit Mere Weeks After I Started, Lest I Would Have Hacked My Entire Face To Bits With A Varied Assortment Of Paper Clips, Thumb Tacks, And Staples ( Read more... ) -
<3
keri says:
i bought you a mother's day card
keri says:
to symbolize how i want to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant -
the audacity. the UNMITIGATED GALL!!
I was talking to Keri online just now, and for the LIFE of me I couldn't figure out how to spell "adamant". I hate it when I have those days. I spelled "put" wrong in 2nd grade because my brain was off somewhere else during our spelling quiz. My teacher thought I was an idiot ( Read more... ) -
GO GIANTS.
I know some of you saw Enchanted recently (namely my two little Australians) and I feel inclined to post the soundtrack, just in case anyone wants it.
(This has NOTHING to do with the fact that I'm listening to "Ever Ever After" right now and am way in love with Carrie Underwood. No.)
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I post nothing but absolute crap.
Am I alone in thinking that James Marsden is quite possibly one of the most adorable guys ever? I mean seriously. I've always liked him in most of his projects, but I'm suddenly aware of how fucking cute he is. (Wow. I rarely call guys cute anymore. Maybe I should start writing his name on my notebook with little hearts. Except I usually ( Read more... )
