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[redvector]

Hilarious script that wasn't based on (too many) one-liners or camp: +1.5
Smoking girl with blue eyes and (okay, dyed, but whatever) black hair: +.5
Being concerned that smoking girl has a criminal record: -.5
Jon Voight and John Tuturro fighting the bad guys with shotguns: +1
Oh yeah, the Aussie chick is 31337: -.5
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIER... -.5...

Comments

[dirtycloud]

them hiding all over the house, and Optimus saying "Calm down, calm down" were possibly the greatest moments of cinema EVER.

i am still in shock that they did not fuck this movie up.

[redvector]

yeah, I would have really fucking hated it if it were too full of "wink wink" moments ("looks like you're more than meets the eye" almost made me hurl, though). the speech at the end about protecting humanity was retarded.

However, everything else was totally rad!