Hilarious script that wasn't based on (too many) one-liners or camp: +1.5
Smoking girl with blue eyes and (okay, dyed, but whatever) black hair: +.5
Being concerned that smoking girl has a criminal record: -.5
Jon Voight and John Tuturro fighting the bad guys with shotguns: +1
Oh yeah, the Aussie chick is 31337: -.5
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIER... -.5...
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