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So there I was walking into Best Buy the other day. Spring in my step, a bounce to my stride. When what should I see out of the corner of my eye? A couple kissing in public. First thought?

(Awe, look at that, spring love, isn't that sweet)Then it dawned on me that the female looked familiar. The female looked like Rachel. I did a double take, for ( Read more... )

This is a short post. Haven't had much time to get on the 'puter, since skiing with the gang on Saturday, my knee has been fucked over all to shit. So haven't had the inclination to gimp into the computer room at all. I'm gonna heal up, strengthen up, and post more later.

Peace out!

I have a well known reputation for being somewhat of a zombie affectionado. Thus it is no suprise to anyone that I stumbled across this little gem when I was perusing matters on my favourite subject. What could be better then zombies? Strippers, you say? Nay, how about strippers vs. zombies?

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Hey all of you photo editors. If you're like me, and have a yen and desire to take any image and do weird and crazy things to it, or even more ordinary things like digitally remove the mustache from your Aunt's upper lip, then you know Photoshop is the end all, be all of the photo manipulating world.

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That title was in honor of Shane. Who is responsible for me making this post, only 116 weeks since my last one. I could think of no better way to say why he is responsible for this post other than to type these three little words....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE!!! 

I am so pumped. I kicked Thanksgivings ass! I slung so many turkeys, people were cowering from the ranting, raving, foaming at the mouth scary turkey stocking man. I was amped up on energy drinks to boot.

I fucking love energy drinks! I put them on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

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Agh, ARGLE BARLGE!

Bill Gates is the son of a thousand fathers, all
bastards like him!

This is a brief word of advice for all those out there that are either
ON or thinking of SIGNING up for Microsquish playtesting....

LIE YOUR
G*DD*MN PANTS OFF.

I was on the phone for like 10 minutes or so
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I worked a 10 hour shift today. That was intense. Cutting ( Read more... )