So I was looking for something today, and I thought Risotto might have it, so I checked his room (he left it unlocked!) and...

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Who the hell ate my pudding?

I left it in the fridge, on the middle shelf, with my name on it.

And now it's gone.

Whoever you are, you better talk now and save yourself a lot of trouble.

So Risotto says the water bill is too large.  And to solve this, us housemates have to take showers together.

Guess who I ended up being paired up with?

I refuse to take showers with the damn kid.

I watched The Ring last night.
I'm not going anywhere near a TV. D:

So in case you guys haven't heard, things have changed around a bit from the old days...

Diavolo works under Risotto now.
That means I work under Diavolo.

Which would be all fine and dandy, except for the fact that Diavolo is an awful boss.  I mean, he's a good one.  For being a boss.

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Normally, I like kitties, but...~

I'm losing a lot of business here~! I can't sell myself to cats~!

*sigh* I hope whatever disease is going around doesn't last too long...

...And stay away from me, kitties, I don't want to be afflicted~!

With all these new people, I should have some new clients~
So... I'll give the new guys a special discount~

It's nice to meet you all~!

So uh, hi everyone, I'm Illuso, and well... I'm sure you've heard about me~.