This one is priceless:-

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

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Just got his emailled to me, some people should avoid quizzes forever!

Brain of Britain - Genuine Answers from quiz shows and radio phone-ins.

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman:

What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant:

Homosexuals.

Jeremy Paxman:

No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very ( Read more... )

These workmen are installing bollards to stop nurses from parking on the pavement outside the Royal Hospital in Belfast . They are cleaning up at the end of the day.
How long do you think it will be before they realise that they can't go home?

This is a real photograph...!


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The Beatings Will Continue.
Until Morale Improves.

Says it all don't you think?

http://notalwaysright.com/

For anyone whose had to deal with the public. Enjoy

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Just had this passed to me by a collegue, it had me in tears

snippets from actual customer complaints to the council.

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage

has fungus growing in it.

2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just

can't  take it anymore.

3. it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.

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Found these in a folder, thought they may raise a laugh...


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They swear blind it's true..

A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed her for February
and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and
then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance
that had been £0.00, now is somewhere around £60.00.

A family member placed a call to the MBNA Bank:

Family Member:
'I ( Read more... )

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Passed round our office this cheered the admin staff up, I especially like the bit with the monitor and the photocopier.

Paula