Mister Worf hasn't been seen on-duty lately. I wonder if he got lost looking for prune juice again...

Have encountered unusual creature in my holosimulations. It appears to be one of those old Earth gremlins- although I'm not sure how it got into the program.

Maybe one of the historical logs leaked into the system. Will have to investigate.

Marty Stu is an annoying prick.

This would have been a lot more believable if they had spelled Ferenginar correctly.
Although.... Worf?!!

Okay, Reg, deep breaths....

Today, while I was on the holodeck, I saw a lizard. Not too unusual, except that it was in the middle of the frozen tundra.

I'm trying to rescue a beautiful lady from a dangerous Yeti going about my business when suddenly- *voice squeaking* there's a lizard!!! It's sitting on the snow! Why is there a lizard ( Read more... )

Spent most of the day on the holodeck again. No, I do not have a problem!!!