"Someone close to you is ready to open up and get some important negotiations going."

If I trusted horoscopes, that statement would terrify me for some reason.

What is with the 'model' trend? Seems to me like everyone is jumpin on the bandwagon. Good for everyone, but now the idea of it seems really overrated. Oh well, time to jump OFF that bandwagon for me.

Everything is all sorted out and I am happy that my s.s. number is mine and only mine.
I think there is humor in the fact this whole thing was made worse because I had to deal with stupid people all Friday and got no where. Today, everything was fixed and that was that. Yay. Time for a happy dance.

I fucking hate how unhelpful certain businesses are. Fucking Christ. Of all the people I spoke with today and yesterday NO ONE has been able to help me deal with this ID theft bullshit SSN issue. I'm so God damn pissed.

The ugly red corduroy chaise lounge is now fuzzy, comfortable and lemonade pink. Yay for me and my sweet skillz. It took most of yesterday and a bit today to reupholster it, but its done and good enough for me.
I would post a picture if I weren't lazy and unable to get a camera.

So funny I want to pee my pants

I'm counting down the days until I move and I keep getting more and more excited. 21 if you want to keep count with me. I feel like dancing ( Read more... )

My allergies have finally arrived for fall! I'm not really excited, just glad to know that summer is nearly over. I like fall best. Jumping in leaf piles is fun and that also means...CORN MAZES.

Infomercials make me want to vomit.
Your face is ugly too.

70% of what I have consumed today is coffee. I would like a nap.