If I change my mind one more time about how to paint this bookshelf, I'm gonna burn it. And yes, I'll just burn it where it stands. At the moment, that means Ryan's living room will be crispy! Oh noes ( Read more... )

Who the hell is jasonisnotabear and why is this person leaving me comments?! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

I pick up my couch tomorrow and I get to paint more things this weekend :-D

I have developed a strange obsession with plastic surgery. At this point in time, expect me to have fake breasts by age 25 23. I believe I live my life with small amounts of denial and mild, ignored depression. I also believe that those two things are wearing down the high points in life. I think the things I deny to myself are mainly superficial ( Read more... )

"It's okay to fall a thousand times, so long as you get up a thousand and one."

"Your old fears are at work here -- and they're trying every trick in the book to psyche you out and get you doubting yourself."

I'll just blame karma and my stupidity for todays 'fun' events

All good things must come to an end...NOT TRUE. They just kind of stop dead in their tracks and make me worry that something is wrong.

Tonight, I can insure I'll probably be bored. Would anyone like to entertain me?

Subject: Penis Enlarge Patch will make you dick so large you will be able to park a car on it.

Fill in your answers, leave as comments. They're screened for my pretty eyes only ( Read more... )

With the money my brothers and parents gave me for my birthday, I went out to Target and bought stuff for my kitchen. I'm rather happy that I will be able to cook when I move in and I won't have to eat microwavable stuff or cereal everyday. I still have a gift card to Best Buy to use up and one to IKEA ( Read more... )