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"Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."

Thank you Harmony for that nugget of joy. I cherish it muchly.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.  (people are just a pain)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.  (I'm working on it)

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (I NEED to go to the eye doctor)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've ( Read more... )

I learn a lot from keeping to myself and not saying much if anything at all. I learn a lot from noticing how much people lie to themselves. I learn a lot from reading and sometimes, now is not the time for school. I learn a lot from listening. I learn a lot from the people who hurt me and from the people who love me. I learn more and more everyday ( Read more... )

What's your problem?!

A little after midnight I was attacked by the cuddle monster and told happy birthday by Ryan :-D ( Read more... )

I figured I would let you all know that I am eating the best steak I have had in a long freaking time.
Ryan+Grill=fucking phenomenal

I'm still highly satisfied with my life. I'm glad there is no more bullshit and no more stress. I'm glad things are great because they should be ( Read more... )

Knowing it's not my fault makes the situation okay in my book. But truth be told, I feel bad for someone. I feel bad that at this point, they just make things harder on themself (so I believe and so I know). It's really sad, but I guess we all get what we deserve. It's not my problem, come to think of it, I have no problems ( Read more... )

"Today you are given a chance to stretch your wings. It's scary, but that's a good thing"

My days are becoming amazing.