Fuck shit yeah man, I'm such a fucken bloke, hell fuck yeah! Beer 'n' tits, yeah, fuck, gimme some poon fuck yeah! *GRUNT*! Lets fucken armwrestle and beat up someone, fuck yeah!

SO, today I was at Pitt St, mowing the lawn and doing general MAN STUFF in the backyard. Naomi was impressed, and I feel SO MANLYHELL YEAH! LETS GO DRAG RACING AND... ( Read more... )

Dust was really good. I love the history (future) that they invented for it.

Afterwards, me and Nay kidnapped Matt from his house, went to McDonalds (2nd time today for me... foul, just foul, I am a fat disguisting pig and am surely destined for a pre-40 heartattack death), then to a park, where we climbed some stairs, ate the vegetation and ( Read more... )

He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!

After 3 hours of tinkering around with my LJ layout (i just plain don't like HTML) I'm finally done with it. I don't feel better, but at least I'm tired enough to go to bed. I despise this feeling more than anything else in the universe. More than beetroot.

Last night: how embarassment

Today: Ainslie and I are two very, very naughty pumpkins.

What a fun night it's been, and I was actually home at midnight ( Read more... )

New haircut, new layout, a whole new me ( Read more... )

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Science Fiction will be awesome. Awesome awesome awesome. I have planned a night that will be more moderate than the previous ones, so I should finally hopefully spend some quality time dancing with friends, that I will actually remember the next day. No more memories featuring *flash* *Wesley's face* *flash* *hugging and kissing friend's boyfriend ( Read more... )

Come to Cottesloe today, 9am onwards. Everyone who's anyone will be there!