The next morning, no one spoke to one another outside of ‘good mornings’ as they packed up and headed to Mosh’s ship. The sun was just peeking over the horizon, causing the genitals on the boy-child statues to gleam beautifully. Not even that could put anyone into a good mood.
The ship was a newer model and could easily make the trip from California to Louisiana in an hour. But that was an hour with four Groupies that had a regretful night.
The first words came from Albion.
“Don’t worry, it’s normal to be attracted to me.”
Icis pressed her palms against her main eyes. Her stalk eyes were focused on Mosh, who conveniently had several things up on the computer screen that required all of his eyes.
< I lost myself in the morph, > Icis said quietly.
“That’s not what it looked like from here,” Kitty said.
< Really? Who cares what you even have to say? No one liked you and when you disappeared we had a party and pretended to bury you. I pissed on your grave in lion morph
( ... )
Rian could feel the grass between her hosts' fingers, brush against her exposed legs, and sweep across her arms. It tickled, and she imagined each blade to be a miniature Jinx-tongue. The previous night's rainstorm perfectly disguised the puddle underneath her skirt, and made for a good reason for why she was a bit moist.
She was in the middle of a perfectly fabulous daydream when she felt a breeze much stronger than the wind has been. She opened her eyes just in time to see a blade ship landing in the clearing about fifty yards away. She sighed a bit, as she hoped that Jinx would have been the first to arrive, so the two of them could have some precious moments alone. But she already knew that he had many errands to run this morning. She pulled out the list she had compiled earlier in the day after making various phone calls and hacking multiple websites.
Rian, for her part, didn’t look intimidated or even slightly impressed. Icis slowly stalked down the ramp. Polar ice caps melted as she glared at the human-controller. Visser Three could have learned a thing or two from Icis at that moment, but he was kind of dead.
“Oh, hello Icis,” Rian drawled. She was using her poetry-reading voice that usually induced slumber or vomiting. Mosh’s skin turned pale green beneath his fur.
< Greetings, whore, > Icis snarled. < I see you’ve already begun making everyone miserable. >
Rian ignored everything after the initial greeting. “How have you been? It’s just been forever since we’ve seen each other. I see Jinx every day, though.” She mumbled afterwards, Even if he doesn’t see me.
< Maybe you should go and find Alby, Icis, > Mosh said, slowly raising his hands into a placating gesture. < She’s probably crouched in the litter box crying
( ... )
"All hail the great and powerful Wizard of Oz," Jinx bellowed to those below. Several of the ducks quacked, agreeing. One of the ducks released their bowels, landing on Icis as she was centimeters away from killing Rian.
< What the fuck! > She shrieked, coming to a halt. She moved her stalk eyes to the air, seeing a human Jinx floating directly above her, poking his head out of the balloon's basket. Crumbs of some sort seemed to fall from the sky
( ... )
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The ship was a newer model and could easily make the trip from California to Louisiana in an hour. But that was an hour with four Groupies that had a regretful night.
The first words came from Albion.
“Don’t worry, it’s normal to be attracted to me.”
Icis pressed her palms against her main eyes. Her stalk eyes were focused on Mosh, who conveniently had several things up on the computer screen that required all of his eyes.
< I lost myself in the morph, > Icis said quietly.
“That’s not what it looked like from here,” Kitty said.
< Really? Who cares what you even have to say? No one liked you and when you disappeared we had a party and pretended to bury you. I pissed on your grave in lion morph ( ... )
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She was in the middle of a perfectly fabulous daydream when she felt a breeze much stronger than the wind has been. She opened her eyes just in time to see a blade ship landing in the clearing about fifty yards away. She sighed a bit, as she hoped that Jinx would have been the first to arrive, so the two of them could have some precious moments alone. But she already knew that he had many errands to run this morning. She pulled out the list she had compiled earlier in the day after making various phone calls and hacking multiple websites.
"Jinx's List ( ... )
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“Oh, hello Icis,” Rian drawled. She was using her poetry-reading voice that usually induced slumber or vomiting. Mosh’s skin turned pale green beneath his fur.
< Greetings, whore, > Icis snarled. < I see you’ve already begun making everyone miserable. >
Rian ignored everything after the initial greeting. “How have you been? It’s just been forever since we’ve seen each other. I see Jinx every day, though.” She mumbled afterwards, Even if he doesn’t see me.
< Maybe you should go and find Alby, Icis, > Mosh said, slowly raising his hands into a placating gesture. < She’s probably crouched in the litter box crying ( ... )
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< What the fuck! > She shrieked, coming to a halt. She moved her stalk eyes to the air, seeing a human Jinx floating directly above her, poking his head out of the balloon's basket. Crumbs of some sort seemed to fall from the sky ( ... )
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