I'm sitting at work right now, subjected to listening to my co-workers in their extreme excitment about Star Wars. Shoot me. Now. I mena I've got nothing against star wars, but fuck, one should not know the fucking capital of naboo. or however you spell that damn planet. Why can't I work at a job where I can jsut stand around, get paid hella fresh ( Read more... )

So heres the game, Go through your past entries and list the first sentance for each month and see what you come up with. Heres mine ( Read more... )

Me emborracho un poco. John viene a mí casa anoche y trae vino. Usualmente, yo no le gusta vino pero yo quiero emborracharme. John me cae bien y le quiero él malísimo. Me sorpenda que hablar ahorra. No puedo caminar pero yo hago la computadora.

Enotnces, ¡Faliz diá de SIDA del mundo! El día es un día feriado malo.

Tengo que sacar un piss. ¡

This four day weekend was long and eventful. I really don't understand how I can get up in the morning and function as i do. I mean, really all the hardcore parting and ass ramming I do should just make me inoperable or at least one would think ( Read more... )

So I created a hotornot.com profile, just to see what the consensus of the degree of my hotness is. Well, and also to see if it matched up with why my ass never has a date. It had nothing at all to do with my self centered ass wanting some reinforcement, yeah pretty sure. So as of today at around 1.30 my rating is at a solid 9. I mean, was this not ( Read more... )

This last Sunday heather, jason and I moved into our new place and It is amazing. I seriously come home and feel at home. I have my own room, I'm not annoyed at everything that is going on and I feel proud of my address. Sad thing though, is that I miss sleeping next to heather. I mean it was amazing when in the morning I'd get up and start to pick ( Read more... )

This weekend has been utter insanity. Its been filled with alcohol and crazy indie hipsters dancing around half naked. I, by no means am complaining. I mean the more chances I have to grab the balls of a boy wearing only american apparel undies and one sock, the happier I'll be. That is if Heather isn't running up to me and throwing me up against a ( Read more... )

Man life has been really insane lately. I apologize for the lack of update on this thing ( Read more... )

It's been a ridiculous amount of time since I've updated this thing. So i'll try and explain what has all happened ( Read more... )

I wrote this at work during my break. Enjoy ( Read more... )