i had the greatest thing happen. I MET SCOTT IAN, KERRY KING, TOM ARAYA, THE DRUMMER FROM IRON MAIDEN, DAVE MUSTAINE! they were all walking around at the NAMM show. and you all werent there because im cooler than you and work in a guitar shop so i was there as a dealer. i got a picture with the dean girls, scott ian, and the drummer of iron maiden ( Read more... )

im finished with my drug counceling...im still in pyschotherapy and im trying to get emancipated

but im happy again.

comment man i gotta have some way of passing time over the weeknights.

"candy bars achieve their maximum flavor potential once they have been dropped as they do in a vending machine, often times if i buy a candy bar i will drop it"-mitch hedberg

"i havent slept for ten days....because that'd be too long"- mitch hedberg

i havent died but anymore of this. i hate not having any communication with anyone. anyone want to rescue me? please just come into my house this weekend walk into my room and rob me we'll run to mexico and it will be MUY FANTASTICO. please.......?

alright my day has been bad ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulrejoiceinmisery goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a gorilla._glamorama gives you 2 red-orange lime-flavoured gummy fruits.absolut_psycho tricks you! You get a scratched CD.enshrindbygrace gives you 16 brown licorice-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.jessika_rad gives you 19 light yellow spearmint-flavoured gummy ( Read more... )

MYsicPLAUGE: when i was younger i use to hate going to weddings..... my aunts and grandmotherly type alays use to kome up to me pinching my cheeks and poking my ripbs saying "your next"
MYsicPLAUGE: they stopped that krap when i started doing it to them at funerals
BlissfullTragedy: haha!

that was funny.

do this.. its fuckin weird ( Read more... )

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS ( Read more... )

Trauma Wings: hehe, better go eat some red meat and dig a hole or something

haha jackies great